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Mom: I really wasn't sure about this actress. She wasn't busty or hippy enough for Lara Croft, I thought. And she was all covered up.

Dad: Yeah, Lara Croft originally ran around in a tank top and short shorts with the Twin Eagles strapped to her thighs, and combat boots.

Mom: Here she's completely covered up from the waist down and even her tank top is modest. And then there's breaking into the bad guy hideout.

Dad: Yeah, 385 guys and 1 woman and nobody notices anything?

Mom: Nobody notices the hot chick walking around? Nope, just get into the line with the other slaves.

Mom: Did she even use twin guns in this movie? I know she got a bow and arrow from somewhere.

Dad: Her father's bow.

Mom: That's right, she found them in a cave. But you can't beat a bullet for stopping the bad guy. An arrow won't stop the bad guy.

Mom: And there was no boss battle! It just ended!

Me: Mom, you complain all the time that the boss battles are way too long.

Mom: I know! Wonder Woman had three boss battles in a row, and they took forever! Can't any of these guys just die?

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