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Dungeons and Dragons, but your character must be a self insert, and class is determined by your current abilities

Barbarian Must have a demonstrable temper, go off I guess
Bard Must be able to play an instrument
Cleric Must be involved in a religious organization
Druid Must have demonstrable knowledge of, or passion for nature
Fighter Must beat the DM in physical combat (hope your DM’s a wimp)
Monk Must practice a martial art
Paladin Must have a cause that one actively supports
Ranger Must be able to fire a kind of ranged weapon accurately
Rogue Must sneak up on the DM (Hard mode: steal their dice)
Sorcerer Must have a powerful family heirloom
Warlock Must work for a powerful entity (Corporations, The Government)
Wizard Must have a College Degree or a 3.0 GPA

If you can’t be any of these you start as a commoner, and may become one of these classes when you finally satisfy these conditions.

Me: Well, I could be warlock, wizard, druid, bard based on these.
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tigerannesims2
Jun. 18th, 2018 02:47 am (UTC)
Druid or Wizard. :) Edit: Or Barbarian.

Edited at 2018-06-18 02:48 am (UTC)
laridian
Jun. 19th, 2018 07:04 pm (UTC)
I thought about barbarian, but I think I'm too in control for that. :P

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