Laridian (laridian) wrote,
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More overthinking people and cars

Continuing the overthinking about Turbo Teen, Toly and I came up with:

  • What kind of experiment were they running in there, anyway?
  • How'd his car break into the place without getting destroyed?
  • Uh, if they have to put gasoline in him, where do you do that? If you "pop the hood" is that like opening his cranium?
  • If he turns into a car when exposed to extreme heat, he can't go to the beach or the South during the summer, right?
  • If he turns back into a human when exposed to extreme cold, he can't go up north during the winter, correct?
  • Does he get the same clean from a tepid bath as from a tepid car wash?
  • What about the license plate and registration sticker?
  • WHAT ABOUT THE LAW OF CONSERVATION OF MASS
  • And what about Scarecrow's brain?


And then Toly said: What if the experiment really was to turn people into cars and back again? Part of a top secret government project to turn soldiers into tanks or armored vehicles? Then you could just airdrop your troops into enemy territory and you'd have self-aware self-driving tanks!

...because, seriously, what the heck else would that experiment produce?
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