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Advent Fic #19: Sewer or Later

Sewer or Later
Fandom: City of Villains
Characters: current Black Sunday team, plus Darkfire
Prompt: shewolfe, "a job gone bad"

"Welcome back, everyone, I - oh my G-d!" Darkfire backpedaled away from the incoming team. "What happened to you? You smell like you marinated in a clogged toilet!"

"Don't ask," Vic snarled.

"Crimson smacked us around and dragged us around the sewers," Hangfire said, undiplomatically. Then again, he was entirely encased in a hardsuit, so he didn't have to directly experience the joys of the Rogue Isles' via cloaca.

"Crimson? How did you cross paths with him? He's way out of your league," Darkfire said. Even Tainted Shade and the rest of the veterans would have trouble handling that powerful hero.

"I said, don't ask." Vic was still furious.

"Well, you're not allowed in the base like that. Hold on and I'll have you all teleported right to the showers."

"I'm not showering in the same room as Vic," Staccata said. There was a chorus of agreement from the distaff members of the team.

"What's your damage!" Vic snapped. "You stink just as bad!"

"Be quiet, all of you. We'll have your clothes sterilized or burned, your choice, but no way you can come into the base proper until you're clean." The reek was already making Darkfire gag. "On second thought, maybe we'll just hose you down outside."

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shewolfe
Dec. 19th, 2009 02:45 pm (UTC)
*giggles*

Ah, thank you. I needed this.

*giggles more*
laridian
Dec. 19th, 2009 06:32 pm (UTC)
You're welcome, I'm glad you liked it!
seidoo_ryuu
Dec. 19th, 2009 03:17 pm (UTC)
*snickers* Yeah, I don't think Kata is refusing to share the showers with Vic because of the smell. XD

This was a nice giggle, first thing in the morning. Very nice! ^_^
laridian
Dec. 19th, 2009 06:51 pm (UTC)
Hey, Vic's gotta keep trying, right? ^_^

Thank you!
iceraptoress
Dec. 19th, 2009 04:33 pm (UTC)
Even Tainted Shade and the rest of the veterans would have trouble handling that powerful hero.

Wherever would that idea have come from? ;) I'm sure they could handle Crimson just fine.

This was very amusing. Considering the base does have a washing machine, they must be in really really bad shape if Darkfire is offering to burn their clothes.
laridian
Dec. 19th, 2009 06:32 pm (UTC)
Or Darkfire doesn't want them to contaminate the washing machine? Or destroy it from overuse? ^_~

I'm glad you liked it!
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